card: 11:58. Sickhouse, Enschede. The Wi-Fi works, the stage has power, and the doors open in two minutes.
card: The hall is full of tables, and the tables are full of badges, cables, and people arguing about pull-ups.
card: At the registration desk they scan your badge. It boots Portals. Of course it does.
reveal: HACKFEST
coda: You made it. The TODO list is empty.
coda: Next year: leave on Thursday.
